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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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