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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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