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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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