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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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