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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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