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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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