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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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