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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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