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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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