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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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