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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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