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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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