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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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