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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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