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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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