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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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