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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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