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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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