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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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