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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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