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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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