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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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