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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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