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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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