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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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