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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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