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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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