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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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