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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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