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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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