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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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