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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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