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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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