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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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