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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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