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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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