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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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