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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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