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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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