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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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