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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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