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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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