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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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