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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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