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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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