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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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