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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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