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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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