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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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