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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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