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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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