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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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