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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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