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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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