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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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