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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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