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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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