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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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