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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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